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Christmas Funny Quotes About Chocolate, Love...- funny quotes by Johnny Carson Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. - quote by Frank McKinney Hubbard Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white". - Bing Crosby There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. - quotes by Erma Bombeck The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. - funny christmas quotes by Jay Leno Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. - funny W.C. Fields quote Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts. - Max Lucado I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - funny quotes by Shirley Temple Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - quotes by Shirley Temple Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. - funny christmas quotes Hamilton Wright Mabi I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." - funny quote by Bernard Manning. |
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